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Brandon Sussholz is the biggest meme in the village of Deerfield. Brandon cannot catch a break with the girls. He has absolutely ZERO Rizz. On top of his horrible game, Brandon can't seem to get into the varsity basketball game. He just can't hit his jump shots I guess. Bro couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. When Randy mode is activated tho...
Brandon Sussholz: Yo im rizzin up this bitch I got her on locks.
Girl: Big Randy please take the cameras out of my bathroom.
he is the best barber gives you that fade 1st time free best at fades he's looking for 5 big oily pickaxe dudes so if you know any big oily pickaxe dudes tag them in the comments
"YOOOOOOOOOO my boy Brandon the Barber HOOKED ME UP BRO LOOK"
Porn actor and director of movies distributed by Platinum X.
Brandon Iron produces: Baker's Dozen, 50 to 1, A Good Source of Iron, Photographic Mammaries, Intensities in 10 Cities, Bell Bottoms, Ten Little Piggies.
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The hottest man in the world!
I kind of want to do him.
Wow Brandon Flowers is practically God.
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Former pro-skater, signed by Tony Hawk but messed it up by doing heroin for many years. Is now clean, and living in Castle Bam in West Chester, Pennsylvania. Claims to make "fast company" with numerous girls each night and tells about it on Radio Bam. Super fly, but super horny.
Friend of Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Raab Himself, Tim Glomb, Bucky Lasek, Rake Yohn, etc.
Plays "Dooley" on Bam's movie Haggard, and appears on MTV's Viva La Bam.
Also known as: Dream Seller, Dead Beat Dad (Knocked girl up on one night stand), DBD, Nudie Novak (Doesn't think twice about getting naked in public), Life Partner (to Bam), Heroin Novak.
Bam: *Pushes Novak into river*
Brandon: "This water is dirtier than the girl I hooked up with last night!"
Brandon: "Hey Bam, how do you spell Novak?"
Dooley: "Watch your mouth sweetheart."
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a kind, warm hearted human being. can make anyone smile on their worst days :)
person1- who is that
person2- brandon rowland , my happiness
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A sandwich consisting of steak, bacon, chick fingers, french fries, melted cheddar cheese, mozzarella sticks, ketchup, and mayonnaise. It is generally made on a lunch truck in the city of Newark by a small little man with curly hair who is thoroughly excited by the word Fat Brandon and has an odd unknown accent. This particular sandwich often brings on sudden erection and spontaneous ejaculation. Women have been known to orgasm just at the sight of this sandwich. It often makes people have a sudden urge to receive a blumpkin.
"This Fat Brandon was so good I need to change my underwear."
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