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Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.
"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."
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Fucking pigs and their bacon grease and loose ethics.
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false accusations/lies given by law inforcement
Officer Pigenson fed the judge nothing but bacon juice.
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Vulgar slang for the female genitilia.
"Nothing like eating some unwashed panty bacon before breakfast."
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An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).
"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)
"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)
"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)
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an upgrade or extra feature/service.
"how'd you get into 1st class on your salary?" "well I booked coach, but got the bacon & cheddar because i bought my ticket in like 2006"
"hey, how much was the bacon & cheddar on that new mac?"
"the basic phone was 2 bills but the bacon & cheddar added another $75."
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An overwhelming desire to eat bacon of any kind. Craving for pork products, specifically BACON.
I've had a bacon jones for hours.
Every time I smell bacon I get the jones.
Nothing can cure my jones like bacon.
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