Best friend

Is a person who is fine asf and can swollow your kids. This person also makes you super wet just thinking about them and all you want to do is just fuck the shit outta them. BUT the only problem is their sext fine bad ass dont want you so... your friendzones for life

Aye you see my thick best friend over there

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Best Jokes

The king of all jokes. A form of Joke that requires an explanation of the punch line before any laughter can be had. The punch line should not deliver a blow of hilarity until it is clearly explained why it is funny to begin with.

T: Who is the smartest person you know?
K: Tarik...hahahaha
T: I don't get it?
K: It's funny because Tarik is mentally retarded.
T: Oh now I get it...hahahaha, the best jokes!

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Best mates

An emote from Fortnite Battle Royale from season 3 in which you receive on tier 63 of Battle Pass. The dance consists of moving your legs at a slight angle while swinging your arms down at a 90 degree angle side to side with closed fists.

Rylan: Fortnite Dance-Off!!!

Christopher: Lilly vs. Rylan. Best mates... GO!

( Rylan and Lilly do their best attempt of best mates)

Christopher: Lilly wins that one.

Lilly: Yay!

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Best Friend

An asshole.

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

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Best Wishes

Money sent or given to hookers by insecure men as payment for future sex

Honey, I won't be in New York until March 29th, so I am sending you 300 Best Wishes. So remember, I will be in NY from March 29th to April 6. Make time for me! Love ya'!

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You're the best

An argument that me and my SO keep on having to prove he is the best person I ever known.

Dom you're the best.

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Best Friend

Their people who laugh at your pain and misery, eats/steals all your food, walks in on you, and is basicially another you once you transform them.

Me and Becky, pfft ya you can say we're best friend

My best friend just ate all my food and left the house all trashy

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