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When you fart into a pillow and place it over the face of your sleeping partner.
I tried to get some sleep for my exam this morning but Jeff gave me a dutch bomb and I never fell back asleep.
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when a man is getting head and lets loose a stinky fart that it makes the other person pass out.
Joey B. was getting a blowjob from a sailor he then weiner bomb the sailor and had his way with him (raw dawg in the butt no lube). the sailor woke up and Joey insisted on cuddling.
It was also an over weight sailor.
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(v) When you, along with a few of your best bros, get together and decide to multilaterally mass text spam the fuck out of someone's phone to the point where their phone can no longer take it and just freezes. Sometimes done out of hate, but more often than not simply out of sheer enjoyment.
Matt: Hey Daniel, let's phone bomb Alec while he is at Rugby practice!
Daniel: Great idea! Let's hit him with the good old "T-I-T-T-I-E-S-!-!-!-( . Y . )".
-Upon returning from Rugby.
Alec: My inbox is full. Fuck you guys.
-Upon waking up the next day.
Alec: I woke up to another 27 text messages. That phone bombing sucked. You guys are dicks.
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When you are talking with some one that your are interested friendship/dating/quickie and they casually drop the "WE" word into the conversation. This indicates that they are not available.
ME: (talking to hottie at coffee shop) So how's your vacation going?
Hottie: We (droping the WE Bomb) are having a great time. My wife and are really enjoying our selves.
ME: (hopes dashed) Oh thats great. (walking away and sulking)
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A violent fart that lingers in the air for at least 5 minutes. Potent stench that flees into the air and stuns ones nostrils to the point of absolute extermination.
When Hulk Hogan body-slammed Andre the Giant, the fart that preceded to come out of the giant's rectum was forever known as the first Goose Bomb.
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When your on the toilet and a huge painful turd shoots from your ass at over 100MPH and breaks the toilet and your ass and you have to go to the hospital and they tell you your fine but a geyser of blood is shooting out your anus. Caused from chipoltle and laxatives. Mega anus bombs acre when some one spikes your chipotle with laxatives this will kill you.
OHHHH shit i just had my butt fall to the floor due to me eating to much chipoltle causing a anus bomb.
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