When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.
My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!
When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!
When your online friends mom travels to meet up with you for messy causal sex.
Memz’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadelphia to give me a Korean Burrito.
When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.
My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.
wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill
alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..
the act of vomiting on a penis then preforming a blowjob on the vomit-covered-dick.
"I gave her the arkansas burrito last night"
"what the fuck dude"