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Where parents and friends who like real rock and roll have kids or friends who enjoy country music. We need to shame them into stopping the listening of country music. Why do they do it? WTF? Something happened to them at birth? Maybe their mom consumed Jack Daniels while pregnant? Not sure if it's nature or nurture?? but I think we should fund some research groups into how to stop this epidemic.
I stated country shaming my son once I got into the car and it was tuned to a country music station
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Likes maroon, BUT NOT TEAL. TEAL IS A WEIRD COLOR! Likes long walks in the woods, is a COUNTRY BOY. Is too tall to look in the eyes, not that you want to, also cannot keep a conversation going without insulting a girl.
Girl: So.. What's your favorite color?
Country Boy: MAROON
Girl: oh I like teal
Country Boy: WHAT A WEIRD COLOUR!!!
Girl: umhhhhh okay. What do you like to do?
Country Boy: Well, I'm a COUNTRY BOY, so I like *long walks in the woods*.
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The hippy-festival constructed for four days of every year near Eugene, Oregon. Full of old hippies who migrated here in the 70s to live on communes, and their children who grew up with it as a lifestyle. We Eugene folk consider it greatly superior to burning man. However, whatever crazy drug orgies may exist after hours will unfortunately NOT be available to the tourists, because the police watch this place like a hawk. If you manage to get an overnight pass, though, you can get away with much more and it is FUUUN. However, even to those not interested in the scene, going for the day offers a fantastic and safe taste of the hippie experience.
Man, the oregon country fair was so great, I felt reborn after staying. Though that may have been all the shrooms.
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When a redneck or other socially degenerate individual enters or moves into an area of high culture, thereby creating a fish out of water situation
"It looks like Lula Mae and Bubba decided to attend the wine tasting with their own To-Go cups. Country come to town is always so tragic, don't you think?"
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A girl from the country thats fine,sexy and ain't afraid to get dirty
Man that girl got country girl swagg.how? She so sexy,from the country, and she ain scared to get dirty.not like these other chicks who scared to even touch dirt.
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this is, i think, an actual definition for all of you politcophiles out there. A 2nd world country is a communist country. Thought this was interesting when i heard it cause it seems all we ever here about is 1st world and 3rd world countries.
Cuba is a 2nd world country
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Any country that is not;
Andorra
Argentina
Australia
Austria
Belgium
Canada
Chile
Croatia
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malta
Monaco
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Portugal
San Marino
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
United Kingdom
United States
Vatican City
These nigs from shithole countries are trying to make our country a shithole country, too!
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