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The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with

Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?

by Dustin69 September 18, 2020


Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.

“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”

by pearl<3 October 30, 2021


Depressed Cheese

When you're so sad, you turn to comedy to feel some sort of happiness. In this case, Depressed Cheese can be some sort of flavor to your saddening comfort.

"I'm the big Depressed Cheese today boys" ;(

by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018


#depression&anxiety

they fell in love & tryna figure it out together

their love is so pure #depression&anxiety

by BumStatusYo December 7, 2018


Depression Speedrun

The act of watching A24's The VVitch, The Lighthouse, Hereditary, and Midsommar. Can have movies added and re-arranged to make harder.

"Hey is Jade okay"
"It's hard to say, she just did the Depression Speedrun"

by rigbygender January 30, 2022


depress walkin

walking sad a fuq

that dude depress walkin like a mf

by BumStatusYo December 2, 2018


Well that’s depressing

When something or someone ruins your happiness.

When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
“Well that’s depressing”

by Casual peanut April 11, 2019