marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning
typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with
Example 1:
haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!
Example 2:
Person A: "shes a momma now"
Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?
When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.
“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”
When you're so sad, you turn to comedy to feel some sort of happiness. In this case, Depressed Cheese can be some sort of flavor to your saddening comfort.
"I'm the big Depressed Cheese today boys" ;(
they fell in love & tryna figure it out together
their love is so pure #depression&anxiety
The act of watching A24's The VVitch, The Lighthouse, Hereditary, and Midsommar. Can have movies added and re-arranged to make harder.
"Hey is Jade okay"
"It's hard to say, she just did the Depression Speedrun"
When something or someone ruins your happiness.
When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
“Well that’s depressing”