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the inability to see something right in front of you
-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease
An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".
Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".
Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.
Stay away from the View, I heard you can get Mad Cow Disease from watching it!
Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂
"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"
"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
A nymphomaniac.
"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."
"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.
"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."
"Oh No." Says the friend.
When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.
Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease!
A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.
Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.