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When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.
Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.
I'll be right back, gotta use the dump chair real quick.
When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.
I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!
A shit so massive it goes from one end of the spectrum to the other. It typically starts off as a dry, hard bowel movement and ends in diarrhea.
Person 1: I was on the toilet for 20 minutes...
Person 2: Constipated?
Person 1: Nah, just took a rainbow dump... It kept coming.
When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.
Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)
Donald Trump, "T" is for his last name and "Dump" is what he is.
Smart PeopleZ: T-Dump is the worst! Boo T-Dump! He's manipulating people! The election wasn't rigged! Boo!
When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".
"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."
"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"