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When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.
I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!
To have sexual intercourse with a female sans condom and fail to pull out. Often done as an alcohol-induced accident.
Oh snap! Last night I was with Connie and pulled the ol' raw dog and dump. Boom, dude! Boomskies.
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A Texas Dump Dog originated in the Texas Revolution when one soilder took a major dump in a hot dog bun then feed their enemy the warm meal. After the enemy or sexual partner has eaten the dump dog, the "server" fucks the "served" mouth.
I gave dis bitch a texas dump dog and she puked on my junk before I could finish.
She got my special, a extra long chili texas dump dog.
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When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.
Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.