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(noun): The ultimate product of natural selection, a premium specimen who outperforms others and generally wins at life.
Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror
Antonym: Loser, Pigeon
"I read people for a living, I'm a mutherfuckin' EAGLE!"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"
The football team that calls south Philly home. Super Bowl 52 Champions. Home of the ski mask, the dog mask, and most importantly, Nick Foles.
Dude did you see the Eagles? Yeah man Nick Foles is something else
Super Bowl fucking champions 2018. Led by 9 inch long, flaccid cock owner, Nick Foles.
The Eagles are fucking super bowl champs.
When you’re recieving head from a girl standing up, and right as you’re about to nut, you pull it out of her mouth slap it back down onto her face spread your arms up high and yell “MIGHTY EAGLE” as you ejaculate
“Yo dude i gave jess the craziest Might Eagle last night. It was awesome.”
“I wish my girlfriend would let me do The Mighty Eagle bro”
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When you throw a woman up into the air while the guy lies down, so she lands on his dick, deeply penetrating
That guy gave me the reverse flying eagle last night and shattered my vagina
the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.
there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle
When a woman spread eagles and someone sticks an American flag in their twat.
"Dude, she so got American Eagle(d) by color guard last night"