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When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"
Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO
whoever says "gg epic gamers". is a MASSIVE simp that will ONE HUNDRED PERCENT dab on you when you lose against them in a Fortnite battle. They still sleep with their parents during thunderstorms and get rejected by everyone.
simp: "GG EPIC GAMERS" everyone else: "LETS GOOOO, FUCKERS"
to secure that #1 epic gamer victory royale and get all the puss
guy: hey give me ur toes
girl: lol no
guy: well i got an epic victory royale last night
girl: *commits not alive*
What MEN/Canadians call cooking.
He is manly enough to attempt to cook like epic meal time
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When you cannot fail any harder. A mistake only punishable by a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Also, a series of accidents, or one accident, usually major, producing comedy to an audience around the subject.
Brian Bell: Hey guys! I just got done fapping to some new band no one has hea- OH OWWWWW! where the fucking hell did that basket ball come from!? now i'm bleeding in the face!
Eric: AHAHAAA epic fail dude epic fail!
Chuck Norris: BAHAHAAAA. *roundhouse kicks Brian in the face*
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Story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the shitter.
Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"
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When you have a gamer moment so awesome that you can call it epic
Person: Bro did you see that clip it was definitely epic gamer style
Person 2: Man I missed it my entire forearm is in my asshole
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