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(n.) a fairy whom waits for you in your bed with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed at the ankles. However, you may notice that he is completely naked besides a small pair of fairy wings and an unmistakeable purple sparkly wand and glitter cloud following him. Take caution, he has been known to rape teenage boys. Like Nate. He may offer to grant you "wishes", but beware, he is only trying to get you in bed. Well it doesn't even have to be in bed. "Take THAT! And THAT!" You cannot mistake the fairy Glenn-Mother because when attempting to blend in with the general public he looks like a stoned hippie and speaks in monotone. But be cautious. One cannot hide their wings forever..
Nate: "Lilly! There was this naked guy in my bed with a ton of glitter who said he wanted to grant me wishes!"
Hazel: "Chillll Nate, Its just Fairy Glenn-Mother."
(Verb)
Wills: "Dude where's Nate?"
Dylan: "He's still a little pissed about being Fairy Glenn-Mothered."
Nate: "Dude! There is this naked guy covered in glitter laying in my bed!"
Hazel: "Does he have fairy wings?"
Nate: "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Shit man, looks like you got yourself a Fairy Glenn-Mother."
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The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.
-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.
Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.
the queen of wipeout 3. she invented the tactic of jumping on red balls. stella is also the fastest swimmer.
“i kin dust fairy stella” - jordan
The oldest member of a squad who showers younger squad members with advice, affection, and food.
Whenever I need advice, I call upon Judy, the fairy squad mother, to help me with my problem.
This is someone usually on a forum, youtube or anywhere online with a comment section that thumbs down every comment on the thread.
Could be a correlated with a troll.
The thumb downers motive could be just boredom or just an attempt to cause drama online.
Person 1: Wow did you see the comment section on that youtube video every comment has a thumbs down.
Person 2: The thumb's down fairy strikes again
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The worst anime that have ever existed. Fairy Tail gives over priority to friendship, big boobs, fan service, and retarded main characters (...Natsu).
Fairy Tail, The Melancholy of Haruhi Shitmiya, Bakka & Test, Lucky Star..etc are among the worst animes ever made. This proves that anime died in 2007. Period.
Retard: "Hey have you seen that cooool anime Fairy Tail?"
Smart anime fan: "maybe"
Retard: "Cooool! I really want to squeeze Lucy's boobies!"
Smart anime fan: You retarded pervert...*goes to watch real anime like Yu Yu Hakusho *
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You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.
That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!
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