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Internet Hipster

Meme queens.

Those l33t netizens who find lulzy vids and discard them as "old" WAY before they hit the mainstream.

Can be found on 4Chan, Reddit, the seedy underbelly of teh interwebz...

Wouldn't be caught dead surfing the cheezburger network.

Your friend: "Hey! Check out this sweet video of a cat riding on a turtle. LOL. CUUUUUTE!"

You: "Yeah... I saw that like, 3 weeks ago. And cats are way over."

Your friend to your other friend: "Don't send anything to *your name*, Ever. She's a total Internet hipster and will make you feel like shit."

by laurenonizzle June 3, 2011

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internet speed

the speed of your internet, usually measured in KBps or MBps.

My internet speed is teh sux0r.

by Nick June 27, 2004

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internet shorthand

Def: the way lazy people type for IMs, texting, email, and other forms of cryptic writing

I just rather call it that because not everyone is 31337

I feel like no one respects the English language anymore, just by using internet shorthand like: omg, wtf, n00b, lol, srsly stfu, ttyl, etc.

by Sway- September 27, 2007

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Internet explorer

The worst thing to ever happen to the internet. If the internet was music, Internet Explorer would be James Blunt.

"My advice is simple: Boycott Internet Explorer. It's a cancer on the Web that must be stopped." -Paul Thurrott

by Johnny_K August 24, 2006

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Internet for Dummies

An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.

Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.

by Tasty Butter November 24, 2007

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Internet Fever

feeling unable to get off the internet or having the extreme eagerness to go on the internet.

(Matt): "Fuck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new porn."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."

by alexx017 October 22, 2010

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Internet AIDs

The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.

I watched Jenna Jameson so much it gave me Internet AIDs

by AUnknownSeaUrchin April 23, 2015

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