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when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water
dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD
Ratchet alcohol consumption methods. When you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap shit) and 1 shot of fireball. Drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. You can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you're feeling retarded. Guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk hella fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.
I knew I would barf if I tried to drink that crown russe straight and I was trying to black out so I poured 3 Russian sidewinders at the pregame and I'm just glad I woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.
A large, muscular lesbian with an excessive, over-the-top lesbian haircut. She'll beat your ass then steal your girl. Her preferred drink is a vodka tonic with a splash of cran. She brings her "friend" Debbie to Thanksgiving every year. She's well-known to explode at the tiniest sign of an inconvenience.
Hey Betty, I'm sorry I spilled your drink. Some Russian Bulldyke pushed me over after I looked in the direction of her girlfriend.
When the male jizzez in the air while the female gets drenched and makeing cumangles on the floor.
last night was like a russian waterpark.
that sprinkler felt like a russian waterpark.
To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.
After a long day in rehab Sam and Dan got down on the russian unicycle.
A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background
In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.
A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant
“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”