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Jessica Nadine Welch is a good person.She loves her boyfriend more then anything.She is always there when you need her and neve goes back on her word.She has a nice body and beautiful hazel eyes.
Boy 1:Who the fuck is that?
Boy 2:That’s Jessica Nadine Welch.
Boy1: Shit,imma get me some of that.
Boy2: Good luck with that. she has every boy just about chasing after her.
Beautiful girl who is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jessica rose Allen is absolutely my world
A phrase from the show Utopia, which aired in the uk in 2013. It was recently brought to popularity due to Pyrocynical's multi-hour video essay.
Lee: Where is Jessica Hide?
Wilson Wilson: She's dead.
Lee: *Grabs Spoon*
A boss bitch who puts you in a world of pain
MC: ow bro my arm hurts
GSquared: why?
MC: that dead arm Jessica punched me and gave me a dead arm!
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A slut that kisses another boy whilst u are talking to her and she ain't worth worrying about
Person 1: 'I see Jessica mason'
Person 2: 'argh not that slut bag'
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A creature for Brooklyn, New York who is so Jewish, and so disgusting, that it landed multiple acting roles playing a legs spread obnoxious whore on Sex in the City. A show who’s chief audience is obnoxious disgusting Jewish cubbourd dwelling trolls.
Sarah Jessica Parker sheesh... it makes me shead a tear when I realize that a Jew mutt like that can earn a living showing her face. Harvey Weinstein and the Jews have a chokehold on Hollywood.
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Ok, so once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, when the law was stern and justice stood, and people were behaving lik ethey all too good, there lived a pretty girl who was misled, by another little boy and this is waht he said, "me and you jess we gonna watch some movies and sneak out fast." they did the job, and fun came with ease! but they couldnt stop its like they had a disease, they watched antoehr and anotehr and another and another, tried to stay up till 5:30 and his father was bothered. ok so shit happend and at 6am, jessica was walking down the street. she was just walking by when she saw this guy who gave her an awkward eye. so she KILLED HIM. with her guns of steel, aka her nigger arms. so she was like, "YEAH, NIGGAH, WHASSUP?" and she went home. and she was like, hmm, now waht am i gonna do? so she decided to become a chuunin from konoha. so she went to the hidden leaf village and learned chidori from kakashi-senin himself. and she passed the exam and became a respected late night shinobi. The End.
girl, im in love with you
this ain't the honey moon
still in the infatuation phase
right in teh thick of love
we never get sick of love
it seems we learn something new everyday
i know i've misbehaved
and you've made your mistakes
but we both still got room left to grow
and though love sometimes hurts
i STILL put you first
and we'll make this thing work
but i think we shoudl take it SLOOOOWW
we're just OOOORDINARY PEOPLE
we dotn know which way to goooo
cuhz we're ORRRDINARY PEOPLE
maybe we should take it slooowww....
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