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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.

I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11

by PeriquitaPeriquito February 24, 2024


Juan Dooley

typical willfully ignorant tool who is incapable of critical thought

Only a Juan Dooley would share such obvious propaganda as if it were not a right wing conspiracy

by JuanDooley December 20, 2021


Juan Carlos Bodoque

God.

Juan Carlos Bodoque is so god.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 10, 2024


Juan & Lee

Some flibbers who eat all my corn and chicken

STOP EATING MY CORN AND CHICKEN JUAN & LEE

by James go away March 02, 2020


Don San Juan

A young black youtuber from Jersey

“Yo cuhz yu seen that new Don San Juan video?? bro was on omegle going crazy”.

by scamorgetscammed May 24, 2022


Don San Juan

A lit young black youtuber from Jersey

“yo did you see the new Don San Juan video?? bro was on omegle pulling milfs”.

by scamorgetscammed May 24, 2022


Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022