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A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.
Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and just before he cums he knocks her arms from under her smashing her face into the ground making her chip her tooth
Ya we were doing it doggy style and I pulled a kentucky pile drive and now she looks like a hick
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Easily the greatest and most passionate rivalry in all of sports. It is between the only two major colleges in the state of kenctucky, and is easily the most hyped game by the fans all year. Unlike other rivalries like UNC-Duke and Sox-Yankees, the cards and cats only play once a year for all of the marbles. The rivalry heated up when Pitino who once saved the UK program took the Louisville job, and recently brought them to a final four.
UK fan:UK is best ever, cuz they have 5 all americans coming in.
UL fan:thats BS , tubby sucks and cant coach, all you have is a bunch of white trash.
UK fan:dude, my cousin is HOT!
louisville vs. kentucky is best
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the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw
woman 1-damn nancy i like your new hat
woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it
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When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit
Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster
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A sexual act where a male with a KFC bucket will put out a deep fried leg and the proceed to penetrate the girl with it, He will then bite the chicken and lick his fingers (Finger lickin' Good)
Can also be down between two females
I gave your sister a Kentucky Fucked Chicken last night, she got pissed when I didn't leave any chicken left for her.
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Located in Richmond KY, this is the nation's premier Law Enforcement, Emergency Medical Care, Assets Protection and Security college in the world. The Kentucky Department of Criminal Justice Training is situated on Eastern's campus, along with Kentucky State Police post 7. This college is the Yale/Harvard/Princeton/Stanford of those wishing to enter into a career for law enforcement.
1. Man, I found out I wasn't man enough to become a police officer while persuing a degree at Eastern Kentucky University, so I decided to go to the University of Kentucky for a liberal philosophy degree.
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