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Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.

Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?

by Jstu April 15, 2018


magic donkey

A ride unlike any other, a ride on a dad bod

She was super wet from riding his magic donkey

by MagicDonkey June 1, 2020


Magic Paper

referring to acid-infused blotter paper/tabs of acid (LSD)

Hey can you hook me up with some magic paper?

by Raco_ February 9, 2023


magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014


magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"

Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.

by MrMoose69 July 1, 2022


Alabama Magic

Incest.

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."

by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019


vlack magic

Wow you Dipshit you must have made a typo

Really John? You can't spell black magic?
I'm too lazy Kate so Im just going to keep spelling it like "vlack magic"

by David Profittt March 23, 2016