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When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.
"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.
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When a man and a woman have a one night stand of sorts, and in the morning, the guy wakes up before the woman and dumps all over her and takes off before he's discovered.
Harold didn't like the way she laughed during sex the night before, so he decided a mexican breakup was the only appropriate way to end the relationship.
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Mexicans who are very dirty. This includes bitches named Lil Wayne and Dora.
OMG DID YOU SEE THOSE DIRTY MEXICANS DOWN THE STREET!!!!
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A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.
Often done furiously and sometimes in public
I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake
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Having sex with a girl on the beach and after she gets wet, you take your dick and roll it in the sand and put it in her mouth.
Me and girl were doing it on the beach when I gave her my mexican churro
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any GM car without wheels, in back yards of california
Jose was in backyard with his mexican cadillac.. Varoom Varoom, I say, "Jose U need wheels for your mexican cadillac "... Nah this way the LAPD NO chase me....
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When you shit in a sombrero and later use defecation as nacho dip.
Maybe later me and my friends will have the old Mexican Dumptruck.
Why use cheese when you have the Mexican Dumptruck?
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