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Top ten top bottom teeth modified, gold, diamonds. Permanently implemented
Got back the the dentist got my ten wall done.
A mysterious sexual act allegedly involving large amounts of pain, penetration, and for some strange reason, popsicles.
John's girlfriend gave him the Deep Ten a few weeks ago, and he's still walking funny.
Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."
"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"
"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
A joke that your significant other wouldn’t understand.
I can’t believe Jen doesn’t understand Sen Ten Tor?
Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
"Woah check her out man, she's a complete TEN FOLD for sure"
The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.
I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!