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oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex
oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
Young man born in Dunmore, PA. Son to Katherine and Paul, brother to Kathleen and Matt. Jack is a mischievous quirky and dashing young fellow. Anyone who has the honor to meet Jack Oven will be a lucky man for the rest of their lives.
Did somebody say Skibidi sigma Rizz in Ohio?
Yeah that was Jack Oven
Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
Check out my new pizza oven
Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.
The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.
Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.
Bob: Hey, what is that?
Billy: Oven toast...
Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?
Billy: maybe...
When you fuck a girl when shes pregnant in the kitchen
I just got out of the best oven fucking