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rat in the oven

A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.

‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’

Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021


vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.

Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"

by 2 people September 06, 2009


Oven Jackers

Is when there are so many people who would rather eat out, then eat at there house. It appears the community members have no oven at home.

Damn the Taco He'll has been so busy today. Damn can people not go home and make there own tacos? (person 2)I guess the "Oven Jackers" came through this town again.

by Ds89 December 20, 2010


new york oven

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other

I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day

by Ultraman Nexus August 10, 2020


Slutty Dutch Oven

When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head

Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow April 21, 2019


Wuhan oven

Lightly pulling away ones mask, inserting ones cheeks and ripping ass. Once ass ripping has commenced the mask is released, sealing it within.

Wife fell asleep with her mask on so I wuhan ovened her ass.

by Phatrick&Hootson December 06, 2020


wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.

"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"

by on76lepy August 11, 2009