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When someone is always trying to one-up you.
Guy 1: "Dude stop lying we know you didn't sleep with Kayla first."
Guy 2:"Yeah I did!!! She was wetter than a raw oyster"
Guy 1:"Bullshit you're just trying to one-up me... I fucked her first."
Guy 2: "Man you're a Pain in The Sack. Ask her sister!"
Instead of a rain check the chronically ill can have a pain check wherever needed
I am hurting today but I’ll definitely take a pain check on lunch.
was there not there is there wasn't there will be there has been there
"SmxIvaCwasDeleted"
Lower Back Pain: I don't use it to protect my Phantom Forces KD but I only use it for Phantom Forces cus logic
It’s basically when you go outside while it’s raining and a army of raindrop fall on you. Be careful they’re dangerous because one can fall in your eye and make you go blind.
“ oh no I felt so much rain pain yesterday “
Passing out after sex before removing a condom from tool.
I was so drunk last night I fucked a fatty and not only passed out in her bed but didn't even take my condom off. Talk about some serious drain pain the next morning followed by a quick exit before her roommates could see me!
Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
A vagina that smells of peanuts
“Hey have you seen Laura?”
“No! She is at home with a bad case of ashlyn pains”