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An interesting, cool, usually female person. They're sweet and fun to be around. Everyone loves a penguin!
Maria: Hey shall we invite Jilly to our party friday night?
Jorge: Yeah she's great, she's such a penguin!
A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.
*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
A lovable animal that lives in Antartica. You can own a penguin with lots of paperwork and permits. They are a social animal. Ty warner invented beanie boos. He released original waddles in 2009.
Penguins are such a cute and lovable animal!!
BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.
ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes
A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.
Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
A very cute animal that lives in cold areas. They eat things that I don't know. Prob fish or something idk.
Penguin is the best animal ever!