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Pure Perfection

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She is my pure perfection

by Nycpuma4 March 24, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Education Perfect

A website that is used by kids all over the fucking world. The website is made of stupid questions that require 1000IQ to solve. You also can't skip questions to complete the task because the website is frikin gay.

Another form of education perfect includes language perfect, which many teachers use for math not languages.

Teacher: Students, today we are doing education perfect for english.
Students: ok boomer

Teacher: Ok we are doing math on language perfect.
Students: Brain fucking pops.

by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ July 20, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm not perfect

No one is perfect

We make mistakes
We try to fix them but don't get excepted
We apologise

We get ignored

We say stuff we don't mean

We do stuff we shouldn't have done

We hurt people
We feel bad

We make up

We brake up

But we are only human

We are only ourselves
And no one can change that

Cause youare you and I am me

Somebody please accept my apology xxx

"Why did you say that!"
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to remember I'm not perfect."

by Koalagymnast January 13, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Perfect Peter

Taking a dump into a condom perfectly to the brim.

I was walking to my car when i saw my manager, i made a perfect peter in the bushes and chucked it at his face.

by The Regal Posse October 11, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Perfection Train

A train on myspace that only accepts riders that are "perfect." they need to have high quality pictures, live a certain lifestyle, and have a large number of friends. Otherwise, they are rejected and not allowed on the train. The riders of the train are required to post bulletins advertising the train once a day, and if they miss a day without making it up, they are removed. The owners of the train decide who makes it onto the train and who doesn't.

OMGZ! i was accepted on the Aesthetic Engels perfection train! Lyke, WHOA!

-or-

I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!

-or-

I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.

-or-

I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.

by Jonathann December 7, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


The perfect moment

A moment in your life when everything seems right. Nothing can get to you.

When your guy holds you in his arms, kisses you on your head, tells you he loves you and holds you again like he'll never let you go.

by Anon January 14, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


perfect game

a perfect game in bowling refers to a bowler throwing 12 consecutive strikes in a single game, resulting in a 300 game.

I just threw a perfect game!

by DerekdaBowler July 1, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž