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An artful sexual position between three consenting adults. One is positioned horizontally between two others that are standing. Thus being the board in a fence between two posts at each end. It is preferred if one or both posts is a Belak. Refer to Belaking for more information.
Ben really enjoyed fence posting with Belaks, Amanda and Wade.
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Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.
I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.
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The kind of drunk where you feel really slow & unmotivated, but eventually you work yourself up into a frenzy, only to fall back off again; this cycle usually repeats itself. You tend not to talk much, if at all. This kind of drunken experience usually lasts longer than most other types, and people who don't get drunk that often have no idea this kind of drunk exists.
"I'm post-drunk, but last night I was prog drunk. I'd explain, but it's a bit complicated."
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A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.
I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!
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Whevere someone talks to someone else and all they do is complain.
Whenever Kelly calls me she just complains about everything. I think Im just her bitching post.
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A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.
Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
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(n.) a legendary venue located in San Francisco's Lower Pacific Heights district known widely among San Franciscan's as the contemporary go-to spot for wildly exotic and scintillating social gatherings.
The Post-Haste has hosted crowd-pleasing events such as the South of the Border Occupation Celebration, Roll up a Phatty - Sushi, Wrath of the Renaissance, Rubies and Ruphies, Live 3 or Die, and 80's for Adam.
"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"
"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."
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