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Giant potato shaped pods found in half life 2: episode 2 that come from xen and attempt to consume eli.
OMG! Look at that massive space potato! It's eating eli! Oh no! Shame I can't shoot is, as this is a cutscene to make the game more dramatic!
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A girl who is acting like a cunt and is from Ireland
Yeah shes hot but shes a total Cunt Potato
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A name given to someone who has an IQ equivalent to that of a potato
"You know Amber? She did some dumb shit, so now I like to call her Potato IQ"
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Sex.
Jamie: Potato Pancakes! RIGHT NOW!
Marty: Hellz yeah, Bitch!
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When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
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when somthing dissapoints you and you need something to say
hey man i just got crabs from the asian hooker
man thats bunk potatoes
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The act of inserting one or more hot potatoes into someone anus. Usually being done after an abusive anal sex. Papa Potato should not be confused with Mama Potato, which is the act of inserting hot potatoes into a woman's vagina.
The Papa Potato maneuver was publicly unknown for a long period of time, until a recent rise in it's reputation. It is extremely popular in the middle east and Latin America, where it is frequently practiced near campfires in national holidays.
Also known as "Don Pataton" in Italy.
We gave John the Papa Potato at the campfire yesterday, now he can barely walk.
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