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Bro,Diamonds!Bro,Oh my gosh,i u could make a pickaxe to get obsidian-oh shit shrek!
Are lord and savior, can also be used in place as shit.
Jim: Hey look at that fat cat!
Jack: Oh shrek that's a fat cat!
Jim: *dies*
Jack: *eats his body*
Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).
The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.
Female: Is that Shrek?
Me: Yeah back off hoe
Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...
Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
Shrek day is a day where we appreate the sexiness of shrek,go wish ur friends happy shrek day.
Hey joe,happy shrek day!
Happy shrek day to you too mat!