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When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin
I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.
A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.
After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.
Specifically, a term used to describe any legal court, legal system, or legal procedure that favors and benefits Women disproportionally over Men. A term often used by men who feel they were treated unfairly by the divorce and family courts.
Homer got railed by the gynojudicial system, because he's a simp son!
A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.
A well functioning ambulance system is paramount to improving emergency care.
A not-so clinical term for ones ballsack.
Sack-u-la-tory
1. "I was subjected to an impromptu examination of my saculatory system while getting my pants altered at my local seamstress."
2. During a recent physical the doctor wrote in my chart that I had one of the most beautiful saculatory systems that she had ever seen.
3. "My saculatory system feels great this morning"
A term defined by Senator William Marcy, the spoils system is a political system in which someone who is elected appoints people who are loyal to them instead of those who are most capable. It was first created in America by Andrew Jackson during the early 1800’s, and began to get phased out by the turn of the century
Man, I sure do hate the spoils system!
Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.
(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)
"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."