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A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.
Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.
When you have a blonde personality, but brunette in reality.
Annabelle is has suck a Blonde Soul
When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best
John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde
Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast
John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point
The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.
Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair
Blonde god: I will grant your wish
when stupid bitches get stupider
Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu
Someone who is slow or has no clue to what's going on around them!!!!
Your home girl is a ditsy blonde... she really be acting slow.