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1.) To do something productive
2.) To make one's self useful
3.) To encourage someone to leave the room and do something productive
1.) "Andy, your annoying me, go swing the bat."
2.) "Andy, your not helping me at all, go swing the bat".
3.) "Hey Andy, go swing the bat."
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A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.
Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.
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Jerking it off in a church parking lot
Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.
a baseball bat kept at close range in case you feel you are going to need to throw down with somebody
Tad - Dude, I'm gonna fu*k you up son.
Emilio - Luckily, I brought my just-in-caseball bat
When you are too wrapped up in your own bullshit that you don't understand what's going on anymore.
Marge is concerned, Dean Heron is suffering from The Bat King Effect.
See you've even confused yourself. This is The Bat King Effect.
A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy
- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?
- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!
- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
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Acting in a generally insane manner; Tom Cruise.
When Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch, he proved he was bat-shit crazy.
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