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Chinchilli Day celebrates the victory of the tiny pueblo town of Topiticca over the uprising of their pet chinchillas. Although many attempts were made to negotiate a ceasefire, the fighting continued over three long days until the last of the chinchillas was gone. To this day the town’s victory is celebrated by the descendants of Topiticca and all chinchilla haters.
Note: Because little is known of the actual dates of the conflict, there are those who believe the town of Topiticca never existed and Chinchilli Day is actually an elaborate excuse to spend an extra day partying in Las Vegas.
I can't come to work Monday because I will be in Vegas celebrating Chinchilli Day
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The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.
Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.
The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.
A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!
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“the weeknd day”, is the 7th february. this is in honour of Abel’s half time performance for the super bowl in 2020. It’s also the best day of the year of course.
“what’s the date today?”
don’t you know? it’s 7th February! The Weeknd day!
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When you decide to cheat on your wife on multiple occasions causing you to get into big trouble and eventually you get caught and as your drving out of your driveway trying to excape the misery your pissed off wife comes at you with a nine iron and you some how hit a fire hydrant then a tree that is right outside your own house.
Tim:Ouch...
Steven: Dude, what happend to you last night?
Tim: I decided to have a Tiger day and now im totally fucked!
Steven: Damn dude.... You better get a Kobe Special
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When the meniscus of the sun lines up with the horizontal central axis of the moon, thus forming an alternate dimension in which the dilemma of the earth's southern hemisphere arranges perpendicularly to the rays of jupiter in which then exults an inner force of nuclear energy.
Niggas be niggering since the day of dawn.
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