Drving

having a cock shoved all the way down your thoat while getting the back of your head punched to get it just a little bit further down then your nose gets pinched and then you pass out from lack of oxygen and wake up with your eyebrows shaved off and your eye lids crusted shut, while sailing

Man I was on a boat last night and Pat must have been drving because his eye brows are gone and he's walking funny