Guy 1: Hey babe are you from Tene-
Girl 1: F-fuck you senpai~
Guy 2: You have no father Guy 1
Guy 1: More like Gay 1 because I'm gay for you
Guy 2: Me too let's kiss
Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money
Kid: hey are you my father?
Mexican guy: gladly I'm not
"My father left me when I was 8 years old and I continue to suffer in continuous pain"
A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"
Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!
guy: "Do you have any relationship with your father?"
other guy: "What's That? What's a Father?"