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a time when a girl/guy is so upset with you, they decide that they are going to fist you, but with such intesity that you start to bleed out your ears!! after the fist is inserted, there is some long term damage when the index and middle fingers are extended twirling around moving your rectum line!
George:"if you dont shut the fuck up, i am going to give you the fist of fury"
Manuel: "i dont know, i might like that dude!! ;)"
George: "good lets start!"
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Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.
When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.
Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
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The art of ramming ones fist up the anal cavity with enough force the escaping air provides a loud whistling heard throughout the neighbourhood.
Jennifer’s arse whistled the star wars theme tune as her partners elbow disappeared into the brown abyss.
The Peruvian Whistle Fist was heard for miles around.
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A Starcraft II strategy for Terran players in which they get a barracks, factory and starport very quickly. Also known as a 1-1-1 build.
I think I'm going to go for a Destiny Cloud Fist build next game.
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The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.
Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.
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1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.
1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.
2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!
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