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If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
Fuck Jackson Math
a singer and a dancer nicknamed “The King Of Pop”
holy shit IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON
Most loved and best person in the whole motherfucking world. Anushka, Natania and Laura are jacksons.
He deserves justice.
Michael Jackson ruled the world.
American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.
August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009
Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.
Girl 1: Damn! That Michael Jackson is the G.O.A.T.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so fine!.
The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry
Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?
Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock
Only the greatest pop singer of all time! He has won 13 Grammy awards and several other awards. He sadly had vitiligo and lots of plastic surgeries because of it.
Michael Jackson’s legacy lives on to this day and his music is popin’.
Do you seriously not know who Michael Jackson is? REALLY?