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This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.
Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.
What one calls someone when they are about to fucking kill them because they are mean
The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.
I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.
Scoring lots of points and hitting crazy shots in nba 2k.
when you try to say fuckin fuck but you click the wrong thing.
i forgot my poop! FUCKIN DUCK
Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.
Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
A slang term for gasoline. Typically in response to high prices.
"Thanks to inflation, gas is like liquid fuckin' gold."