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A paint job that is done on a vehicale (preferably truck) which has flames running across the sides. Most typically used by bros on their sick 8 inch. raised trucks with 36 inch tires.
Bro #1: Hey man, did you get your truck raised yet?
Bro #2: AW! I got this SICK 8 inch raise with like 36 inch tires and this awesome new falme paint job on the side. It's frikin dank bro.
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While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.
“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”
“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”
“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”
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When a guy is getting a bj, the pallet is the top of your mouth, his skeet paints your pallet.
She says " I want you to paint my pallet!"
He says " Can I paint your pallet?"
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Have you seen Robyn's underwear?
No why?
She's painted a brown starfish in them
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The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.
NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.
Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.
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Sweet painted lady is a song by Elton John and was on the album cover, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", Made in 1973.
Lyrics:
I'm back on dry land once again
Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain
We're all hunting honey with money to burn
Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned
If the boys all behave themselves here
Well, there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear
You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight
Oh, the prices I charge here will see you alright
So, she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game, oh
Forget us we'll have gone very soon
Just forget we ever slept in your rooms
And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds
Where love's just a job and nothing is said
So she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game.
"did you hear the song Sweet painted lady by Elton John?"
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When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.
Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.
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