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The time that elapses from the time one says 'yolo' in a non-ironic fashion to the time they realize whatever they are doing was probably not the greatest idea. Usually accompanied by a gung-ho attitude while getting a neck tattoo or chugging four Jager Bombs. During the yolo window, one is often either inebriated or just in a state of poor critical thinking, and it's unwise to make big decisions during this time, but it usually happens anyway.
'He thought he could win the pie eating contest. That yolo window closed after about 90 seconds.'
'Don't talk to Mikey about his ex right now. He's been drinking Jame-O straight all night and he's still in the yolo window.'
Jeremy Window is a code name if you don’t want to say your real name it can also be used as your trim sister or brother
Jeremy window is a code name used for a lie if you do not want to give your actual name to somebody they are most commonly referred to as a twin sister
He looks wired I’ll tell him my name is Jeremy window
Someone's who glued a baked bean onto a glass window.
The fleeting period of time after a man has begun courting a female through text message in which he must secure face-to-face interaction in the pursuit of smashing vag. Once the said pussy window has closed, any further attempts will be regarded as pathetic desperation.
Bro: Did you smash that broad from the bar the other night?
Bro 2: Naw man, I've been a high-ass and waited too long, I think the pussy window has closed.
A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.