when your recieving fellatio and you force your dick into the side of the persons mouth as hard as you can
i just gave your sister a rip-a-lip and she liked it.
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rippin a bowl with a magnifying glass
way better
the sun was shining nice...so i got out the magnifying glass and took some solar rip s of a nice bud of some sourD in the pipe...shit burnt for like 12 rips yo
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When you fart while simultaneously passing a log of poop through your anus
Ill be right back, I have to go rip a shit
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Dude mason just ripped ass on that bitch.
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Extremely good thing, best outcome possible, a higher level of 'cool'. Comes from onion rings. When the onion rips and you get equall parts breading and onion, as opposed to when the onion does not rip, and smacks you in the face and burns.
Bob: Hey, Jim, that concert was excellent!
Jim: Yeah, it did totally rip the onion.
-also-
Guy: I just won $2 million in the lotto. That so rips the onion!!
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1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.
2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.
I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.
I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.
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400 lbs
4% Body Fat
See E.Honda
Me: Damn E.Honda has cuts in his eyebrows.
Friend: Yeah, hes fat ripped.
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