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its a new term used when you make a mistake when tattooing someone,or you see a very bad tattoo its becoming widely used in tattoo shops all around north america
"did you see that tattoo? someone chris crinkled that one"
"oh man the colour and linework is horrible,I really chris crinkled it"
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A fake entrepreneur who doesn't know how to spell.
George: Can Chris TDL spell "ridiculous" or "stardust"?
Stacy: No, he's a dumbass.
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Rockstar from the planet Sceneopia. Also from this planet are Josh Scoggins from The Chariot and Sonny Moore. Chris Goddard has made appearances in the following bands: Acusticore, When Rocky Beat The Russian, The Ghost Cabberet and his current band Ann Bolynn. Chris Goddard, while looking like your average scene kid, is very much anti-scene. Girls from the ages of 14-18 are very attracted to Chris when he starts to scream onstage, some say his scream is so high pitched that it trigers something in their brains that forces them to follow him around and yell his name.
"Chris Goddard! Have my babies!"
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One of the notable wrestlers in the WWE that has very huge muscles. Has a very succesful winning streak in his signature submission maneuver called "the masterlock".
There he is again, Chris Masters the chiseled body making his masterpiece entrance to the ring...
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Christopher Johnson McCandless (12 February 1968 – 18 August 1992) was an American wanderer who hiked into the Alaskan wilderness with little food and equipment, hoping to live a period of solitude. Less than five months later, he died of starvation near Denali National Park. In 1996, Jon Krakauer wrote a book about his life, Into the Wild, which inspired a 2007 film of the same name. (AKA ALEXANDER SUPERTRAMP)He lived in Magic Bus 142 during his stay in Alaska, & died by eating seeds which had a poisenous fungus on them.
McCandless was strongly influenced by Jack London, Leo Tolstoy, and Henry David Thoreau, and he dreamed about leaving society for a Thoreau-like period of solitary contemplation.
"Want to know one of the most inspirational people ever?"
"Yeah"
"CHRIS MCCANDLESS!"
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a very large piece of art, beautiful to the eye, and possibly even more enjoyable to the touch. looks simply majestic in yoga pants. has been featured in countless raunchy magazines in their fold out sections. thought to be many notable artists', sculptors', and play-writers' muse. the actual size of chris' ass has been debated amongst several esteemed scholars, and the accepted measurement is now 7 feet in width, 4 1/2 feet in depth, along with a mass of approximately 133.4 kg. not to be confused with chris kmiec's sister's "nice, perky ass", to quote chris himself.
Crowd of starry-eyed men, women and children: "Good god, I would give my life savings to Jerry Sandusky's child rape ring to just get a glimpse of Chris' Ass! If only we could come closer!"
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