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The fat or collection of fatty deposits residing in or around the waist area resembling the shape of an inner tube. These "tubes" can have various sizes or widths depending on the total number of years worked in an office environment without the proper muscle strengthening exercises to counteract this development.
He went from working on his feet all day to working in an office 40 hours a week, and as a result he got an "office inner tube."
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A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.
"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."
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A baby that comes from a test tube
H2Hoe/Mimi is a Test Tube Baby
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sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.
After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.
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Wherea 1 minute video on youtube seems like 5 minutes real time, 2 minute video seems like 25. This is multiplied exponentially until you reach the 10 minute video cap placed by youtube so they aren't to blame for you dying while watching their site. Thank you technology for giving us all the attention span of a goldfish.
Ex 1:
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."
Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"
Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"
Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"
Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"
YTT (You Tube Time)
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When you fill a condom with cum, then give it to your partner and they do whatever with it.
I gave Trish a Test Tube baby.
Aren't you afraid she get pregnant?
She was thirsty at the time.
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A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.
Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.
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