A versatile and experienced electrical controls engineer, professor, manager and emergency medical responder. Capable of taming the most difficult of departments but gentle enough to provide TLC for most types of injuries.
I needed someone to fix my toaster and applied a bandaid and Wayne Schaefer came to the rescue.
1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.
2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.
1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.
2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!
He is someone that radiates energy that can make people happy.
He is also pathogenic in nature that infects peole with his smile.
He secretes toxins that can make people die with his charms.
He is a parasite.
Jairo Wayne, a parasitic organism called Ascaris lumbricoides.