"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

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well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

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Timmy fell down the well

A phrase used to describe the dissatisfaction a woman begins to feel during intercourse with a man who is under-endowed, as her perfectly fine vagina begins to feel cavernous because of his teeny-weeny.

I thought my first time having sex with Bill was gonna be great, but it was a total Timmy fell down the well. What a bummer.

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Imperial Beach Wishing Well

When you done having anal sex and you spread your partners cheeks wide, toss a quarter into their gaping anus and make a wish.

JC gave Mrs Yothers Imperial Beach Wishing well and all his wishes came true!

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..well, Bin Laden is dead?

A phrase used to undermine the logic of normal security questions and provide sound explanation for them, simply because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person 1: Hey, do you know if i can send matches in the post?

Person 2: ..well, Bin Laden is dead?

Person 1: Oh yeh! Thanks.

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well that wasn't very woke of you

Something you say when someone bumps into you

Kyle: *bumps into Jenny*
Jenny: well that wasn't very woke of you!
Kyle: wha…?
Jenny: UP YOURS!!!

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Maricopa wells middle school

•a school where people think there the shit
•no fine niggas
•no good ass fights
• loud ass security guard wit thick ass eyebrows

•a principal who think the outside nice alla time

•teachers that think they run shit all the time
•teachers that think they scaring mfs
•cheerleaders who ugly asf and can’t cheer

•ratchet ass black girls
•football team is ass
•

Hey have you heard of that ass school ,maricopa wells middle school ? “Yeah that school is ass”

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