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A small fat cock inside a vagina.
He slid his nunny slug up her vagina as far as it would fit.
A lover which just lays there when you're have sex
Dude, no matter how hard I pounded her she just laid there like a slug fuck.
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The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.
1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"
2. "We spent all week tying slugs"
3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"
When you can't stop staring at someone or something, because it's so exquisitely grotesque, just like a slug.
This chick kept staring at me in class- I thought she was into me but it was just a case of Slug Syndrome.
Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a Lowrider Slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A Lowrider Slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking Slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a Lowrider Slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A Lowrider Slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill Lowrider Slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
“It’s good to be a Lowrider Slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”