Brofest in Bed

What you get the morning after a fourgy or moregy while everyone is still naked and a guy or guys are waking up hungry with morning wood.

The bro stink makes everyone randickulously horny and everyone kicks in to make boy butter for the pancakes.

(Refers to any gender crush situation)

ie.

"Kitchens trashed Dwizzle."

"No worries li'l bro... Bacon and eggs are already cookin' right here. It's Brofest in bed this morning~ Pass the butter for these man-cakes."

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Bed Hugger

Someone who stays in bed all day & never seems to get out of bed cause of being too lazy. Being stuck to the bed 24/7.

Their older brother doesn't come out of the room very often because he rather be a bed hugger.

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wet-the-bed

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

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Amber Heard the bed

Pop culture reference for shit the bed

Johnny Depp's career really Amber Heard the bed

make his bed

When you have dirty, dirty, dirty sex on your Boo's gay BFF's bed and feel (slightly) guilty about it in the morning.

"We're going to have to 'Make his bed' tomorrow before we leave so he doesn't sleep in our, you know" , said Boo.

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bed shitter

Calvin making his picks

You really are a bed shitter when it comes to placing football bets.

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bed angels

Like making snow angels, on your bed.

I'll never amount to anything. I'm only good at making bed angels.

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