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1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.
Not to be confused with being shy or coy.
The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.
For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.
Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward
A bush that needs to be trimmed up... ALOT.
She had such an awkward bush, it gave me rugburn.
A moment in any relationship where awkwardness is clearly present.
You can clearly see the awkwardness in conversations such as this below.
Guy: ._. I have no idea what to say.. We haven't broken the awkward barrier yet. And I'm totally gonna define "awkward barrier" right now :
Girl: Awesome. Do it.
Guy: I will.
Girl: Awesome. Lmao
Guy: It's awesome how you use the word "awesome" a lot..
When something awkward happens
Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes
An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.
Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!
That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!
It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up
Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*