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A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.
I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.
you like bagels
someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!
When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job
Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel
Magel fk Bagel is another name for a sentence and for a wild stamp
Hey look that is a wild Magel fk Bagel
A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"
"I did, totally brutal dude."
cult needs: 3 people.
we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..
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A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina
Man I could really use a skin bagel right now