cum-bed

The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.

There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.

It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.

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Bed Hugger

Someone who stays in bed all day & never seems to get out of bed cause of being too lazy. Being stuck to the bed 24/7.

Their older brother doesn't come out of the room very often because he rather be a bed hugger.

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wet-the-bed

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

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Amber Heard the bed

Pop culture reference for shit the bed

Johnny Depp's career really Amber Heard the bed

make his bed

When you have dirty, dirty, dirty sex on your Boo's gay BFF's bed and feel (slightly) guilty about it in the morning.

"We're going to have to 'Make his bed' tomorrow before we leave so he doesn't sleep in our, you know" , said Boo.

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bed angels

Like making snow angels, on your bed.

I'll never amount to anything. I'm only good at making bed angels.

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Strapped to the Bed

it is the definition of someone who either brags about sex or says they have too much sex

Joe: Dude did you go to ______'s party last night?
Jeff: Oh yeah dude I got laid like 7 times there
Joe: -awkward stare- dude you are so strapped to the bed
Jeff: huh?

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