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A cheesy omelet that is great going down but kills later on - inside and out.
Nothing beats a good breakfast after a long night of drinking, but man, that ass-biting omelet is really coming back to haunt me now. I should have gotten pancakes.
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For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.
When asked by your male boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"
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When some punk thug didnot obey cops command and exhibits hostility towards officer and he gets killed in self defense by the cop
Thug said. I'm ma smoke you pig !!
Cols said drop your weapon
Thug goes hell no amd raises his hand to shoot cop
Cop kills Thug in self defense
A bystander said "another thug bites the dust"
to steal, or take credit for bite
Damn Craiggers, you're biting my shit!
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when a man or woman is engaged in sexual intercoarse and one takes a long shit and the other takes two bites of it.
Alex was having sex with Jason yesterday and Jason received a two bite brownie from Alex and enjoyed it; that damn Dutch bag.
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People that have nothing better to do than to annoy others by partaking in acts of grand stupidity. Should be exterminated as soon and as painfully as possible.
They gay fat boy in my third period class is a card-carrying member of the Grand Order of ankle-biting scum of the Earth.
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